32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize