I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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