I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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