You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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