You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
where are you?
Hypothermia
Let's paint friendship bongs
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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