Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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