I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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