if you like me you must not know who I am
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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