I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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