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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(512): View more from Texas

boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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(773): View more from Illinois

despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am

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(706): View more from Georgia

To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.

(706): View more from Georgia

Touche.

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(708): View more from Illinois

As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

this strobe light makes my body turn on and off

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