I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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