I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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