So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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