talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
ugly people sure do ruin things
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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