I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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