So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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