I wish I could teleport
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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