I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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