trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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