So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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