So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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