It's Friday. Sex?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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