I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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