i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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