he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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