I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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