he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How naked do you want me to be?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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