so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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