Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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