Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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