A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
you never un-have a 4some
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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