it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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