laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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