420 ftw
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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