Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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