i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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