the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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