stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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