This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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