You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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