just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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