i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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