Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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