So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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