He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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