ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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