I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
