11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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