Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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