Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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