i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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