I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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