Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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