happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
