Me too!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Randomize