worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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