we have officially lost it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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