no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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