I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
too bad you live with your parents still
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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